Scott Ott’s “Scrappl…

Scott Ott’s “ScrappleFace” has a devastating satire of what an inauguration speech that would make Democrats happy would sound like.

“During my campaign, I said I wanted to protect our Constitution, fix the Social Security bureaucracy, limit government spending and increase academic rigor in our public schools,” Mr. Bush is slated to say, “But in the interest of unity, I will now devote myself to protecting the Social Security bureaucracy, fixing our Constitution, increasing the deficit and limiting academic rigor so our public schools have more time to teach the fundamentals of diversity, tolerance and safe sex.”

And he’s just getting started. It winds up with a line that could make only the ACLU happy.

Thank you. Good luck to you. And good luck to the United States of America.

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