A Blue Fitzmas for t…
A Blue Fitzmas for the blue staters.

Top White House aide Karl Rove has been told by prosecutors he won’t be charged with any crimes in the investigation into the leak of a CIA officer’s identity, his lawyer said Tuesday, lifting a heavy burden from one of President Bush’s most trusted advisers.

Attorney Robert Luskin said that special prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald informed him of the decision on Monday, ending months of speculation about the fate of Rove, the architect of Bush’s 2004 re-election now focused on stopping Democrats from capturing the House or Senate in this November’s elections.

Sorry, Joe Wilson. No frog march for you.

And so, for you folks upset at the current revelations, I bring you…

“Blue Fitzmas” (To the tune of “Blue Christmas”)

I’ll have a blue Fitzmas without you.
I’ll be so blue blogging about you.
Karl Rove off scot free.
All we got was Libby.
There’ll be no frog march
For “outing” Valerie

And when there’s no mugshot for printing.
When Dems go home ranting and raving,
You’ll be doing all right,
In your big House of White,
But I’ll have a blue, blue Fitzmas.

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